kristin has been a bad kristin
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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