Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
