yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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