No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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