Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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