Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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