Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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