can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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