lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wish you could order shots online.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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