just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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