Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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