Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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