I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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