Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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