How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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