Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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