Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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