Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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