I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She said her name was "party"
4 words: hood of his car
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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