also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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