we have officially lost it.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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