to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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