I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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