well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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