I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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