why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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