You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
smell my finger.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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