Do you still have your period?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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