But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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