Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why do cheetos always look like penises
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Found your dick twin last night
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
