I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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