he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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