Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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