Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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