SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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