i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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