you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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