So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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