I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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