I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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