***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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