He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's official drugs can't kill me
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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