i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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