I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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