Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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