If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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