so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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