508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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