using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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