why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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