She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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