North Korea, Best Korea!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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