Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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