Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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