College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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